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liley sent: varför är du så baka?

varför är du så gay? 

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
somethingrevengeful sent: oh my god you're really pretty

i’m very arigatoful desu
no but seriously ahh gosh, thanks <3
you’re really pretty too! uvu

gradies:

he stumbled into faith and thought

“sorry faith i wasnt looking where i was going”

kyary:

“music composed on a computer isn’t music and takes no tallent’

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